TRUMP BANS CAMERAS FROM WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING

President Trump and the White House staff have once again taken steps to quell fake news and the biased reporting of CNN and other liberal news outlets. TV cameras and other recording devices have been banned from all White House press briefings until further notice.

Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is said to be the reason for the press room ban. In an interview earlier today with Fox anchor and former soft core porn actress Ainsley Earhardt , Huckabee-Sanders said that she just doesn’t like the way the cameras make her look like a big fat troll.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders went on to say, “I really think that the liberal media has some kind of evil magic spell filter on the cameras in there. I mean, I don’t look like a big fat hippie. I’m beautiful”. Ainsley Earhardt agreed that Mrs. Huckabee-Sanders is indeed beautiful, but Huckabee-Sanders was holding a large knife at the time.

President Trump refused to confirm or deny the rumor, but speaking to Fox News from his morning round of golf said, “It is very unfair the way the liberal establishment media has made my friend Sarah look bad by always doing close ups on her face. I asked Melania to take her shopping and get some makeup and maybe some new dresses that show off a little more leg. It’s going to be great. We will turn Sarah into a major babe.”

White House Senior Press Secretary Sean Spicer refused to comment but did start giggling when asked for an alternate explanation of the ban.

More on this story as it develops.

OBAMA WEIGHS IN ON VIRGINIA SHOOTING

President Obama is the latest to weigh in on the shooting in Alexandria VA this morning that injured 5, including Congressman Steve Scalise and the shooter, James T. Hodgkinson, who later died from his injuries.

“We may not be able to save everyone from gun violence,” Obama told reporters from the deck of his taxpayer funded luxury yacht,” but what we can do is provide more safe spaces for disturbed patriots who live in fear.”

Obama then went on to comment on how Hodgkinson must have felt threatened by a group of men holding bats and compared the incident to the shooting of Trevon Martin by George Zimmerman. Zimmerman also “stood his ground”
because he allegedly felt threatened by Martin.

“We saw it before in the Trevon Martin case,” Obama continued, all Trevon had was a bottle of tea and a bag of candy. These Congressmen were all swinging baseball bats at the shooter. What he did was wrong but you can see why he would want to stand his ground.”

Aides to Mr. Scalise said Wednesday morning that had undergone surgery at MedStar Washington Hospital Center and was in stable condition. The police said a total of five people had been transported to hospitals.

BATMAN STAR ADAM WEST DEAD AT 88

Actor Adam West, famous for his straight-faced portrayal of the Caped Crusader in the 1960s “Batman” TV series, has died at 88, his family said Saturday on social media.

West died Friday night “after a short but brave battle with leukemia and an apparent overdose on his medical marijuana,” the family statement on Facebook said.

West played the superhero straight for kids and funny for adults. He initially chaffed at being typecast after “Batman” went off the air after three seasons, but in later years admitted he was pleased to have had a role in kicking off a big-budget film franchise by showing the character’s wide appeal.

West was married three times, and had six children. He had homes in Los Angeles and Palm Springs, but he and his wife, Marcelle, spent most of their time at their ranch near Sun Valley, Idaho.

OBAMA TO FUND KATHY GRIFFIN TOUR

What do you think about this week’s announcement that the new Obama Foundation will be funding a 50 city tour by comedian Kathy Griffin?

Foundation administrator Imam Mohammed Abdul Alzhak-Akeer announced Wednesday that the Foundation would fund a Summer concert tour headlining the female comedian as well as a cultural tribute to Islam that would visit multiple U.S. cities and military bases overseas.

Griffin who is fighting back against the abuse and “death threats” she has received in light of controversial images released earlier this week that showed the comedian holding up a bloody head resembling that of President Donald Trump.

“I am so happy to get this opportunity from President Obama,” Griffin said. “What’s happening to me has never happened in this great country. A sitting president of the U.S. … is personally trying to ruin my life forever. I have a right to make a living just as everyone else does.”

Griffin apologized for the “disturbing” photos, taken by provocative celebrity photographer Tyler Shields.

“I beg for your forgiveness. I went too far,” she said in a video posted to Instagram late Tuesday. “Even though Trump is a sick pig and his fans are stupid hillbilly freaks, I made a mistake and I was wrong.”

President Obamas asked Americans to submit recommendations to the Obama Foundation website for what the foundation can do. While based in Chicago, the projects created by the Foundation will take place “all over the city, country, and world,” Obama said.

“True democracy is a project that’s much bigger than any one of us,” Obama said. “It’s bigger than any one person, any one president, any one government. It’s important to fight for inclusive ideas like those of Ms. Griffin no matter how distasteful they may be to some.”

The details of the tour are still being worked out and will be announced at a later date.