Thursday, June 2, 2016


Donald Trump has received some controversial celebrity endorsements recently such as KKK Grand Wizards,Kim Jong-Un,Vladimir Putin, and Charles Manson.Now to add to his "Trump Train" movement he has received the thumbs up from the controversial hip-hop duo, Insane Clown Posse.

Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is an American hip hop duo from Detroit, Michigan. The group is composed of Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, who perform under the respective personas of the "wicked clowns" Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 Dopes). Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as "horroblecore" and is known for its elaborate live performances where most of their fans,known as "Juggalos", take off their clothes,do drugs,and spit milk and soda on each other.

"We have much love for Trump",said group founder Violent J,"he is going to make America great again because he is like us.If you got in my face, I'd shoot you right here with the gun in my pocket. You wouldn't even see it coming. And then you know what I'd do? I'd drink a beer. And feel no emotion at all.That's how Trump is.He is straight up wicked cray cray.He's going to step to people like Putin and say,'Is this your beer? Can I drink it? No? Well,f**k you motherf***er"

Fans of the Hip-Hop duo have followed suit by launching Juggalos for TRUMP web pages to show support for the candidate.Some have changed the name of their clique to "Trumpalos" and vow that the band annual music festival the Gathering of the Juggalos will be to honor and support the trump campaign.

"Stuttering Ray" Blowchunks,founder of the Ohio Juggalos For Trump said this year the movement felt an affinity for Trump supporters and decided to join the cause.

"It's like,most people who are in to Trump are poor White people",Blowchunks said,"Juggalos are probably the poorest white people there are so,yeah."

Blowchunks said the movement feels that Trump is in align with their core values as a group. "So,Trump makes deals.We all make deals.Last night,I traded a Xanax for a whole pack of hotdogs and a liter of Faygo Red Pop.If Trump can do that with China,we could trade all our Valiums for like,free TVs and stuff. His daughter is hot too.I'd like to romantically spew milk in her mouth and stuff."

ICP member Shaggy 2 Dope,doubling this year as festival press secretary and liaison to the Trump campaign had this prediction for the 2016 gathering,"I will fight a motherf***er if I gotta shave my hair.Why can everyone breathe fire except for me? Freedom of the press means I can do whatever I want. Also never pay for anything. Don't tread on me, motherf***er!"

The 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos will be held near Thornville OH,July 20-24.