Tuesday, December 29, 2015

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Proves White Men Have Bigger Penises Than African Americans

Donald Trump released a new scientific study today that he commissioned earlier in 2015 with top scientists from Russia and Germany. The study proves White Men have bigger penises than black men. Participants in the study were 3 Black Conservatives who volunteered their time to Donald, and 497 homeless blacks, who Mr. Trump humbly and graciously gave absolutely, FREE $10 dollar McDonalds Gift Cards. Black Conservative #2, Charlton Graves, said, “Mr. Trump is a real Man of the people! I wish I was great.”

Mr. Trump was on hand to monitor the measuring of his three friends and reportedly said, “I only stayed for a few of the others, because those people are disgusting, I had the most fun with my three black friends drinking wine and eating cheeses, and laughing at them for having such teeny tiny penises, and mine being so huge, I mean really huge.”
Black Fox News Fact Checker and Legal Analyst, Jeanine Pirro as well as the host of "Justice with Judge Jeanine," a weekend prime-time program (Saturday, 9 p.m. ET), said of Mr. Trump, “I like him now more than ever!”

Mr. Trump went on to say, “I’ve paid for the greatest scientists from Russia and Germany, I mean these guys are really great, and they assure me I have a really huge one and we now know it’s all lies about the blacks size, and really it’s us white men who have the biggest schlongs.”

Russian Scientist, Dr. Roman Ivanovich Boykov said, “We didn’t actually get to measure Mr. Trump’s penis, but he’s obviously telling us the truth because everything he says is always the truth.”  The Doctor went on to say, “This is why so many of your Republicans favor Putin as President of the United States over your Obama."

     Also contracted by Mr. Trump, Dr. Josef Heydrich of Germany said, “Mr. Trump wasn’t only interested in the myth of black sexual organ size but brains too, and we have concluded Blacks also have smaller brains.”