Sunday, November 1, 2015

BREAKING: Candidate Trump says he will use army of GMO giants to defeat ISIS.

In a stunning statement that was both unexpected and stunning Donald Trump dropped a BOMBSHELL on this nomination process and is sure to skyrocket to the top of the polls.
Donald Trump: ... "Look, you know I'm not PC like the liberals and Hillary. God forbid I was that bad. I mean, what is that? I cannot WAIT to defeat Hillary in the elections. But oh yes. ISIS. I have a plan for ISIS. You see. I've been in contact with the geniuses at Monsanto and they assure me they could have an army of at least ten thousand, fully grown, completely trainable but near mindless, giants ready to serve this great nation by defeating ISIS and then lving the rest of their lives patroling the mid east. I'm excited about this.
They're sure to beat them. I mean, who can beat giants. I am a giant and you don't see anyone beating ME. What do I want to give America? An Army of giants. Who can promise that? Hillary and her vagina? Since, lets face it, that's all she has to run on really. That little punk Rubio? NO. Only Me. Only Donald Trump."
All I can say is WOW. An Army of giants ready to serve us and destroy all threats in the mid east.
Sounds like a plan only the Donald could make happen.
What do YOU think?