Thursday, August 6, 2015

FOX News Hires Ex-Porn Star Jenna Jameson as Pundit








FOX News has hired former porn queen patriot Jenna Jameson to provide commentary on the 2016 elections. FOX News President Roger Ailes said Jameson would be a big hit with their male viewers.

“Jenna’s previous appearances have proven popular, so we’re delighted to welcome her back,” said Ailes. Jameson had previously appeared on “The O’Reilly Factor.”


Jameson has been divorced twice, had a drug problem, and used to make her living sexing men and women on camera. But Ailes said she holds conservative values and is saved by Jesus. Jameson, who was a practicing Catholic even when she was doing porn, is currently converting to Christian Judaism for her fiance, Lior Bitton, a jewelry store owner.

In 2012, Jameson came out in support of Mitt Romney, saying that if you were rich, you ought to vote Republican. Romney said he planned to install software on all computers that would have blocked porn.

Jameson said she hoped appearing on FOX would allow her to voice her political views and also lead some new fans to Jesus Christ.

Ailes said he was confident Jameson would make a great political pundit.

“If we can turn an airhead like Stacey Dash into a pundit, anything is possible,” said Ailes in an internal memo. “It doesn’t matter what Jenna says. I’m counting on horny, old men to watch her with a bottle of lube in one hand and a American flag in the other."