Monday, September 19, 2016

TRUMP: OBAMA LOVES FRIED CHICKEN


"I get a kick when Hillary Clinton says 'I will this' and 'I will that' – what's she been doing for the last 30 years? They wouldn't put this bomber in New York on a watch list because they know he runs a fried chicken restaurant.Obama and the Blacks love fried chicken."

Donald J. Trump said the recent string of terror attacks will only get worse due to the policies of President Obama and Clinton, "who's so weak."

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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

TRUMP CRITISIZED FOR RELEASING "SEXIST" T-SHIRT


Donald Trump claims to “cherish” women, but his actions — and words — might suggest otherwise.

Fox News’ Megyn Kelly called him out on his sexist behavior during the GOP debate on August 6, reminding him: “You have called women you don’t like ‘fat pigs’, ‘dogs’, ‘slobs’, and ‘disgusting animals.”

Now the Trump campaign has again offended Feminists and other man haters by releasing a t-shirt that has raised controversy.

The shirt,released last week depicts Trump and Clinton with the caption reading "Bros before Hoes" suggesting the former Secretary of State is a whore.

Fox News contributor Karl Rove took to the airwaves to dispel any rumors that calling women whores is inappropriate.


"It's all part of a sick anti-man,anti Christian agenda." Rove told Fox News,"They was to emasculate us and take our manhood away.We even see it right here at Fox. Megyn Kelly complained to management that I myself was harassing her just because I accidentally brushed up against her and kept accidentally touching her breasts.These girls show up at work in these cute little dresses that Roger Ailes picked out for them and get mad because we say they are attractive and want to touch their bodies? If they don't like it why don't they put some clothes on?"

The Clinton campaign said the shirt is sexist and vulgar and wants it to be discontinued.

Donald Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, said the Republican presidential candidate has no intention of caving to the pressure and said women need to "lighten up".

"Look the shirt is a joke. Not meant to be taken seriously, "she told Fox news,"All these silly young girls like to pretend they hate that word. Everybody know in the bedroom we love for mean to treat us rough and call us hoes like that. I sure do."

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Monday, September 5, 2016

Longtime conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly dead at 92


Long time men's rights activist Phyllis Schlafly dead tonight at the age of 92. Syphilis suspected.
It is with a heavy heart that we here at Fox News bring you the sad news of long time men's rights activist Phyllis Schlaflys' sudden and unexpected passing. Her son Ann Coulter has released a statement regarding the suspected cause of death.
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In the statement Coulter stated "My dear mother Mrs. Schlafly had long suffered from the scourge of her wild youth. Mom contracted Syphilis back when she was banging a young heart throb who went by the name of Mr. Jesus Christ. Our family has known of the long term effects that untreated third stage Syphilis had on her brain, but honestly, who could tell the difference. She was a spry 105 year old, and we just never saw this coming".

Mrs Schlafly is best known for her life long tireless work on the white men's rights movement. She is best known for her opposition to the failed equal rights movement of the 1970's. She started a popular battle cry within decent right wing circles "Make me sammiches you uppity bitches." The saying was so popular on Capitol Hill at the time it is believed to be the mantra that stopped those women from gaining such frivolous things as equal pay, family leave, and the right to work all the way up until childbirth. Sadly, some of those things have become law in recent years.

Later in her life, the beloved Mrs. Schlafly worked with the popular and well liked men's rights activist Daryush Valizadeh, better known as Roosh V who has gained fame for blogging in favor of legalizing rape. They worked together closely until it was revealed that Mr. Roosh V lived in his moms basement and that is when Mrs. Schlafly ended the romance.
God speed Mrs. Schlafly. God speed.